After combing through rusty piles of unloved apparatuses from years past, in shops dedicated to all things decrepit and threadbare, I'll post here the gems I unearth for resurrection and reinstatement. Brought back from their long slumber just in time before succumbing irrevocably to the inexorable invasion from their natural enemies: air and water.
Loring Coes invented the monkey wrench, though he called it a screw wrench. Be it known that I, Loring Coes, of Springfield, in the county of Hampden and…